Concern for Her Son
Posted by Warren Peterson on June 15, 2009
A mother wrote to the president of the college where her son was about to enroll.
Dear Sir,
My son will be attending your institution this Fall. I request that you take a personal interest in the selection of his roommate. It should be someone who does not use foul language or tell off color jokes. He should not smoke, drink, do drugs or chase girls. You see, I am concerned about the influence of college life since this will be his first time away from home except for three years in the Marine Corps."
