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Why Gun Control Will Never Work.

Posted by Warren Peterson on April 24, 2013

Thank you Wes for this one.

Ammunition Is Getting Scarce

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, big boy”. “Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought a few seconds and asked, “what kinda ammo ya got?”


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Baseball and Politics

Posted by Warren Peterson on August 17, 2011

To fans of baseball, politics and poetry everywhere, a little light hearted humor appropriate for the season:

Light Hearted Humor

Well, maybe a small portion of everybody will be offended but they are the uptights who wake up every day grumpy. The rest of us like a chuckle now and then.

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A Brits View of Saudi Arabia

Posted by Warren Peterson on February 20, 2010

Thanks to B.K. for alerting me about this video from 2007. Watch it with care though. It could generate a fatwa. As a bonus, in searching for a web site with the video, I found a blogger that will please my conservative readers. Amy L. Geiger-Hemmer’s post accompanies the video and if you’d like to read more commentary by her click on her blog “It’s Hemmer Time” and enjoy.

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New Rumor on Paul Allen & Pete Carroll

Posted by Warren Peterson on January 12, 2010

New rumor: Seahawks owner Paul Allen really wanted to buy the USC football team but there was some problem with NCAA/PAC 10 rules so he took their coach instead.

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ObamaCare to a Country Tune

Posted by Warren Peterson on December 22, 2009

Thanks Joe M. for this one; a sure fire Country Music Awards Winner.

Just click on Ray Stevens.

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Tech Support in History

Posted by Warren Peterson on December 1, 2009

If you own a computer you probably have had to use tech support to fix a problem or walk you through how to use the dammed thing. Don’t feel alone. The need for tech support is worldwide and centuries old. This Scandinavian video has been around for a few years but in case you missed it, click on Tech Support and smile.

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Humor – A Positive Outlook

Posted by Warren Peterson on July 11, 2009

Thanks to Joe M. for sending me this one. If you Google the below title, you’ll find numerous sites with the joke including some with John Kerry as the star. But regardless of the targets, it’s funny.


1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to delete Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?

GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi

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Concern for Her Son

Posted by Warren Peterson on June 15, 2009

A mother wrote to the president of the college where her son was about to enroll.

Dear Sir,

My son will be attending your institution this Fall. I request that you take a personal interest in the selection of his roommate. It should be someone who does not use foul language or tell off color jokes. He should not smoke, drink, do drugs or chase girls. You see, I am concerned about the influence of college life since this will be his first time away from home except for three years in the Marine Corps."

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Obama & the Flu

Posted by Warren Peterson on May 5, 2009

These have been flying around the internet but just in case you missed them:

It was once said that a black man would become president “when pigs fly”. Indeed, 100 days into Obama’s presidency… swine flu!


Cartoon, truth?

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Political Humor from the E-mail In Box

Posted by Warren Peterson on April 25, 2009

Sent to me by a friend:

A $50 Lesson

I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”

She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.”

Her parents beamed.

“Wow…what a worthy goal.” I told her, “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

… Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

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